001. Real name - Danni Rolodex
002. Nickname - Glitch
003. Status - It's complicated
004. Zodiac sign - astrological: Bitch (Crab) / Chinese: Cock (Rooster)
005. Male or female - Phemail.
006. Elementary - Bullshit
007. Middle School - Even more bullshit
008. High School - Hardcore bullshit
009. Smart - SMRT?1 LOL
010. Hair color - The color of hair
011. Long or short - There
012. Loud or Quiet - Shoosh, this is a library.
013. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans
014. Phone or Camera - Came-ra.
015. Health freak - Oh yeah, I like to eat health freaks.
016. Drink or Smoke? - -Puff-
017. Do you have a crush on someone? - I crush the non-believers
018. Eat or Drink - Neither
019. Piercings - Yarb.
020. Tattoos - Nork.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing - Eerz
024. First best friend - April May June.
025. First award - For being there
026. First crush - Your mother.
027. First pet - Nick.
028. First big vacation - The world
030. First big birthday - Yet to come

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating - Flesh
050. Drinking - Coke.
052. I'm about to - Explode.
053. Listening to - Zombeh Nation
054. Plans for today - Work in hell
055. Waiting for - Drama to blow ovah

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? - If I can kidnap them later on
059. Want to get married? - Nope, I wanna be the Crazy Cat Lady
060. Careers in mind - Psychologist lulz.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes - Eyez. Great on toast
070. Shorter or taller? - Far shorter, so I can swallow them
072. Romantic or spontaneous - Spontaneous combustion is always fun
073. Nice stomach or nice arms - Nice, spindly arms
074. Sensitive or loud - They're obnoxious either way. Cry baby or some stupid loud-mouth.
075. Hook-up or relationship - Hung up on hooks
077. Trouble maker or hesitant - Trouble-makingly hesitant. Like the guy at the deli who takes too long to order

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts - Always
081. Ran away from home - Nah, no need.
084. Broken someones heart - Yes, then I ate it
085. Been arrested - Pfft, no
087. Cried when someone died - Yarb

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself - If I could lick my elbow, I would
090. Miracles - Maybeh.
091. Love at first sight - Fuck no
092. Heaven - No
093. Santa clause - TELL ME HE'S NOT REAL AND I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE.
094. Sex on the first date - No, wtf.
095. Kiss on the first date - Maybe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now - Yes, Beelzebub. I need my new mission
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life - Fuck no. Not one fucking bit.
099. Do you believe in God - No